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"It's never too late to be what you might have been." – George Eliot
Braz
9:12 Sweet. I got my first Google Talk spambot request in, like, forever.
9:12 Unless xgirlylizz2@aol.com is a real person.
Matt
9:13 I’m going to go out on a limb and say no.
Braz
9:13 Hmmm. Maybe I should chat with her. She sounds HAWT.
Matt
9:13 “Hey, baby, want to give the Turning test a go?”
Braz
9:13 Oooh. Her real name is summer corbett. She MUST be real.
Matt
9:13 I bet she’s an heiress.
Braz
9:14 An heiress whose husband/boyfriend is abusive, and is looking for a nice guy to help her escape the Hong Kong brothel/Nigerian rape camp/SoCal porn set.
9:15 All she needs is a couple hundred dollars for a plane ticket, and then she and I can get access to her trust fund and live like kings. Sexy, sexy kings.
Matt
9:15 Ask her if she’s okay with being the keytar player for Rock Band.
Braz
9:16 We need one of those. Maybe she’d even buy the XBox 360 version for us.
9:16 Because Kinect looks cool, thank you very much.
Matt
9:16 That’s right. She IS an heiress.
Braz
9:16 Once she gets here, I’m sure she will.
Matt
9:17 See if she can cook.
Braz
9:18 Oooh, she’s 22/female.
9:18 Sweet.
Matt
9:19 22/Venusian would have been tough.
Braz
9:19 22/Martian would have been a little too John Carter.
9:19 But awesome.
Matt
9:19 22/Orion
9:19 Captain James T. Kirk has blazed the trail.
Braz
9:19 Did you see that The Shat has a one-man show on Broadway in February?
9:20 And, guess who’s going to NYC in February for work…
Matt
9:20 I saw he did a G+ post about it, but I didn’t really read it.
9:20 Are you now, you lucky dog…
Braz
9:20 I am. I just need to convince Adin that’s a wise expenditure. I think she’d understand.
9:22 You know, it’s a sad testament to life on the Internet when messing with Nigerian chat scammers isn’t even fun any more.
Matt
9:22 It happens. You get jaded.
9:22 See if they’re a midget. That might put some zest back into it.
Braz
9:23 Ah, too late. When “she” ignored me saying that I don’t char with people I don’t know, I lost interest. I mean, she didn’t even TRY.
Matt
9:23 They just don’t have the same drive to succeed they used to.
Braz
9:24 They really don’t. Maybe they should just go back to gold farming. Or whatever crap you collect in SW:TOR. Wookie pelts.
Matt
9:24 Bantha pudu.
Braz
9:24 Well played, Mauer.
Yeah, we pretty much never turn it off.
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